Life in pages

Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

lord-of-the-assbutts:

my goal in life is to be Tim

(Source: win95changedmylife)

pyotr-the-great:

d0nniedarko:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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(Source: osamah)